Switches 4 Bitches
Welcomes You
Maintenance and Repair
Our clients are always our number one priority, right behind spin class and Farmer's Market rotisserie chicken (no appointments on Thursdays).
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Did you get mad and punch your laptop? Or maybe you spilled your latte on your MacBook. No matter what stupid thing you did, our services are designed to tackle your ridiculous incompetence without making you feel like an idiot.
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Contact us today (unless it's Thursday) to see how we can help.
IT Consulting
Our consulting services are designed to listen to your requests, nod like we understand what you're asking for, and then move your shit to Office 365.
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All of our solutions are customized to the client, Taylor-madeâ„¢ for your business. We keep in mind that you don't actually know what you need and all of our proposals are written using small buzzwords that you've seen magazines or heard on TV. We strive to make you feel like you're part of the process, no matter how obnoxious or unhelpful you really are.
Remote Monitoring
We take Remote Monitoring to a whole new level.
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Not only do we monitor your servers and workstations, but also our engineers, making sure they "9 out" their daily time sheets every day.
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We use an RMM system for your computers and realtime GPS tracking on our engineers. We accept no excuses for server alerts or incomplete time sheets. You couldn't get your time entries in because of a family emergency? What kind of emergency is going on at TGIFridays, are they out of jalapeno poppers or your favorite beer?
NOPE!
Client Testimonials
Great Feedback
Baby, let me educate ya. When Mr. Worldwide's web server is down, nobody gets the party started quicker than the Switches 4 Bitches crew.
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When it comes to Managed IT services, i got, i got, i got, i got options. You the, you the, you the, you the top one.
Armando Christian Perez, a.k.a "Pitbull, a.k.a. "Mr Worldwide"
I don't have time for technology since it interrupts my workouts. That's why I love Taylor and her team. Switches 4 Bitches takes care of all my Insta needs so I can focus on getting swole. I've been a client for years and I hope that Taylor will come to class that I teach and get fitnessed by Al B.. I am proof living that working is real real good for bodies.
Al B., Spin and Fitness Trainer
When I needed advice, Switches 4 Bitches was there to guide me through every step of the decision-making process.
They even created a sweet guide that I can follow to learn how to print. Fonts were AMAZING!
Ol' Man Saltzy
I’m so happy I chose to work with Switches 4 Bitches. I've partnered with Taylor for a long time and if I was her boss I would give her a raise and buy her a pony.
B. B., CFO, Film Industry
I worked with Taylor prior to her successful business, Switches 4 Bitches, being erected and I can attest to the companies brilliant business model. I remember when she would kick out 12 year olds for chewing gum in line on Viper, simply because she wanted a clean environment, and thinking 'she is going places'. I was right.
Former Six Flags Employee (name withheld by request)
When we needed help killing off an old server AND an employee, S4B was there for us every step of the way.
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Thank you for providing excellent and timely services.
Aaron Hernandez Inc.
My life is complete with Switches 4 Bitches. I opted for the HOOD package and I don't worry about a thing anymore. Thank you Taylor for your services and great staff.
The man known as "JimmyJams"
They beat their SLAs like I beat baby seals.
